Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friend

"Eating an entire foot long of food shouldn't be possible for most people", lol. Comical viral vid from "The Onion". You know, that satirical, entertainment website that makes fun of everyday news and stuff...

The sandwich chain says it is 'deeply sorry' if customers mistakenly believed that eating an entire foot of food could somehow be considered healthy.